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Thursday, June 10, 2010

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(That's squirrel language for: Okay, okay. I know I shouldn't be frightened by this, and it's not like I screamed like a little squirrel girl, but I found this picture and screamed. . .like a manly squirrel. Tell me what you think.
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Augghhhhhhh!")

Friday, June 4, 2010

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(That's squirrel language for: I mean, I've heard Mr. WhittaSquirrel is old, but this is just ridiculous! Plus, I've never seen a kid scared of him. But Mr. Whittaker is a freak!)

Monday, May 31, 2010

Offended!

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(That's squirrel language for: Hey everybody,
I am so mad! I mean infuriated! I found this (on the right) picture on the cover of a *cough, cough* magazine. (Not that I read the Odyssey Squirrel Tabloid, or anything. . .) Wooton allergic to Mr. WhittaSquirrel? How is that even possible!
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Deeply offended!"

Friday, May 28, 2010

I'm baaaaaaack!

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(That's squirrel language for: I'm back! Phew! Today I was washing my squirrel-face with water from a bottle cap, and I remembered this blog. Sorry squirrels for abandoning you.
     So much squirrel news has popped up. My small squirrel brain can't keep up with all of this! *Feels lightheaded* Okay, so Album 51: Take It From the Squirrel is over, and my squirrel mental powers are trying to figure out what to write about.
      I'm going to go pass-out now, so this is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "I think I'm gonna pass-ou--"

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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(That's squirrel language for: I'm sorry to say, that squirrels aren't reading this. So I have decided to give up the squirrel-nisity. I don't like squirrels that much anyway! I've moved on! Opossums are much better. Go to Odyssey Opossum. Sorry again little squirrels, but I feel I must leave.
For the last time, this is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Why did I even start this blog? Oh yah, I was trying to be clever."

Saturday, April 24, 2010

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(That's squirrel language for: "Grandma's Squisit (Squirrel Visit)" is now on the Squinternet. Sorry I haven't up-squated my blog in awhile. I've just been busy for a squirrel-family reunion. Kinda like on "Grandma's Squisit". Well, I gotta end this post. My squirrel-attention span is short.
Well, this is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "How can I type with squirrel hands?"

Thursday, April 15, 2010

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That's squirrel language for: Hi, guys. I saw this video and wanted to show you. Tell me what you think in the comments.
Also, um, are there any real squirrels reading this? I mean you real people are nice, and are fluent in squirrel-language, but I want to know. Anyway, watch the video!
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