Offended!

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(That's squirrel language for: Hey everybody,
I am so mad! I mean infuriated! I found this (on the right) picture on the cover of a *cough, cough* magazine. (Not that I read the Odyssey Squirrel Tabloid, or anything. . .) Wooton allergic to Mr. WhittaSquirrel? How is that even possible!
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Deeply offended!"

I'm baaaaaaack!

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(That's squirrel language for: I'm back! Phew! Today I was washing my squirrel-face with water from a bottle cap, and I remembered this blog. Sorry squirrels for abandoning you.
     So much squirrel news has popped up. My small squirrel brain can't keep up with all of this! *Feels lightheaded* Okay, so Album 51: Take It From the Squirrel is over, and my squirrel mental powers are trying to figure out what to write about.
      I'm going to go pass-out now, so this is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "I think I'm gonna pass-ou--"