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(That's squirrel language for: Okay, okay. I know I shouldn't be frightened by this, and it's not like I screamed like a little squirrel girl, but I found this picture and screamed. . .like a manly squirrel. Tell me what you think.
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Augghhhhhhh!")

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(That's squirrel language for: I mean, I've heard Mr. WhittaSquirrel is old, but this is just ridiculous! Plus, I've never seen a kid scared of him. But Mr. Whittaker is a freak!)

Offended!

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(That's squirrel language for: Hey everybody,
I am so mad! I mean infuriated! I found this (on the right) picture on the cover of a *cough, cough* magazine. (Not that I read the Odyssey Squirrel Tabloid, or anything. . .) Wooton allergic to Mr. WhittaSquirrel? How is that even possible!
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Deeply offended!"

I'm baaaaaaack!

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(That's squirrel language for: I'm back! Phew! Today I was washing my squirrel-face with water from a bottle cap, and I remembered this blog. Sorry squirrels for abandoning you.
     So much squirrel news has popped up. My small squirrel brain can't keep up with all of this! *Feels lightheaded* Okay, so Album 51: Take It From the Squirrel is over, and my squirrel mental powers are trying to figure out what to write about.
      I'm going to go pass-out now, so this is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "I think I'm gonna pass-ou--"

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(That's squirrel language for: "Grandma's Squisit (Squirrel Visit)" is now on the Squinternet. Sorry I haven't up-squated my blog in awhile. I've just been busy for a squirrel-family reunion. Kinda like on "Grandma's Squisit". Well, I gotta end this post. My squirrel-attention span is short.
Well, this is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "How can I type with squirrel hands?"

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(That's squirrel language for: Hi, guys. I saw this video and wanted to show you. Tell me what you think in the comments.

Also, um, are there any real squirrels reading this? I mean you real people are nice, and are fluent in squirrel-language, but I want to know. Anyway, watch the video!

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(That's squirrel language for: There's a new page on this blog called "SDlfsjklajlkdj (Take Over!)" Check it out.

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(That's squirrel language for: I was browsing with my squirrel-eyes at the Ceiling Fan website, and saw that they now has pictures drawn of Squirrel Ethan and Squirrel Phil.
     Also, I've been trying to figure out with all my squirrel-intellect what I should do for the Odyssey Squirrel. If you have any squirrel-ideas (in English, please) let me know in the comments.
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Squirrels rule!"