Offended!

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(That's squirrel language for: Hey everybody,
I am so mad! I mean infuriated! I found this (on the right) picture on the cover of a *cough, cough* magazine. (Not that I read the Odyssey Squirrel Tabloid, or anything. . .) Wooton allergic to Mr. WhittaSquirrel? How is that even possible!
This is Squirrel Original Joe saying, "Deeply offended!"